the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to predict the past.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!