MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power of gentle breeze

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!