The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The ability to lactate air.

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blindness

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to pee any color

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!