The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to sweat acid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!