the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability to not talk.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to die if you think

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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the power to read captchas

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the power to breath through your skin.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!