The power to ride a bike

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to only see glass.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!