The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the power to fail

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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the power to seduce hats

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!