the super power of being a housewife..

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The ability to see through glass

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to smell poop

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!