The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power of micro penis.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to have an idea..

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The ability to smell colors

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!