The power to shit in your eye

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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the power to herd cats

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to turn food into shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!