The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to pee ants.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to do nothing

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!