The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to smell poop

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to become helpless at will.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to die

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!