The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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the power to die at will

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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the power to see through glass

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!