The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to die on command

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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the power to do one push-up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!