The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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the power to hate nature

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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the power to get blood clots

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!