The power to die at will

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the power to dislike this power

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!