the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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Immunity to medication

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to find lost socks.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!