The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!