the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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the power to fly for a second

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to get rid of feminism

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!