The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to find lost socks.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!