The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to go suicide

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the power to control your own body movements

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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Ladder hands.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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Stop clapping

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!