The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to control urine

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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the power... to read this

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to fly when you fart

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ikawlhan forever

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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solar powered night-vision

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!