The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

thumb_up thumb_down +96

The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

thumb_up thumb_down +94

The power to aquire pointless superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down +68

the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to not yawn after someone else does.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to burn ashes

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The power to walk into Mordor.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Have sex but not feel it

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The power to walk on your butt cheeks

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down +10

the power to have a power.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The power to make doors disappear at will.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Asexual reproduction.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!