The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to see into the present

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The power to not have a power.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!