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The power to shed hair
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The power to walk 1% faster.
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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.
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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass
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The power to find lost socks.
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The power to pick thing up with your feet
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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.
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the power to poop dogs without fur.
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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek
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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.
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the power to summon 10 ants every week
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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one
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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap
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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.
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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers
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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.
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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.
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The ability to visually contract STD's
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The power to shit dirt!
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The ability to crap, but only while being watched
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The power to like any show
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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time
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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.
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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!