The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to shed hair

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!