- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

Find Waldo

The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

the power to sh*t brix at will!

The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

the power to fly for a second

alarm that goes off when hiding

The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

The power to reed a platypus mind.

Immunity to medication

The power to make other people hold their breath.

Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

Pointless Super Powers