The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to be stupid

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power of reading your own mind.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability to not talk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!