The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to lose the remote.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to only drink liquids

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!