The power to control hummingbirds.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to give your wife rights

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!