The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to be buried at sea

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to have a black president

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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the power to pee on command

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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the power to not have power

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!