The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to get AIDS.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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the power to herd cats

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!