The power to do nothing/

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to predict the past.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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the power to not have power

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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the power to shoot superman

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!