The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to understand math.

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Third armpit.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to become yourself

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to poo.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!