The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!