The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!