The capability to draw penises very well

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to catch em all

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!