captain obvious

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to fall up.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to die

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to die at will.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to be dead

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to poke

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!