The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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the power to be powerless

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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to make asians smart

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to bleed

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!