The power to poop standing up

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!