- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see John Cena.

The power to not yawn after someone else does.

The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

The power to do nothing/

the power to pee on command

the power to kill yourself at will

The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

the power to lose your power at will

The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to die when u drink bleach

the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

The power to die at will.

Pointless Super Powers