the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to not have any powers

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Super-slowness

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the power to instantly die

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the power to sneeze cum

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!