The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!