You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to be powerless

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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the power to in power your self

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!