The power to only use yahoo.com

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The ability to clean

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the power to see the present.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!