The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

thumb_up thumb_down +35

the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The power to levitate mustard.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The power to play a flute with your ass

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to fall up.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to get hurt every other hour

thumb_up thumb_down +27

the immunity of death unless youre about to die

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

thumb_up thumb_down -33

The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

the power to suck but only when your awesome

thumb_up thumb_down -83

The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

thumb_up thumb_down +168

the power to sugar a limpet

thumb_up thumb_down +144

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

thumb_up thumb_down +114

The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

thumb_up thumb_down +112

The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

thumb_up thumb_down +94

THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

thumb_up thumb_down +92

The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

thumb_up thumb_down +86

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!