The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to like this power

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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the power to be able to blow air

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!