The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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Being a freemason

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to die while dieing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!