the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to be buried at sea

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to catch em all

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power of asdfgh

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!