The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to create shit

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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Lactokinesis

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!