The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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To call me maybe

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to shit brix

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power of exact change

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The power to have a black president

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!