the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to poop out your penis.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!