The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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the power to die at will

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to bleed

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!