the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the power to control urine

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Grass eating

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!