The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to understand math.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!