the power to fart mace

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to not have a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!