The power to fill in ___ blank

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the power to lose your power at will

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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levi Hahne is gay

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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make youself dumb

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!