The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!