the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to shit brix

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The power to catch em all

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The power of exact change

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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the power to not have power

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!