The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!