the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

The power to make objects slightly furry

The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

The power to exist

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

The power to break your bones on command.

The power to only drink liquids

The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

The power to sweat acid.

The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

Grass eating

The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to erase your own existence.

the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

The Power to Combust

The ability to drop everything you hold

the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

The super pow.er to die at will

The power of gentle breeze

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!