The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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the power to see the present.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to not exist.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!