The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power of not knowing

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to not exist.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!