The power to die.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the super power to remove your super power

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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power to eat through your but

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!