The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The ability to like this post

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!