The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!