The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to smell poop

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to read your own mind!

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!